
My dog is fluffy.
your dog is my neighbor. my house is right behind your house. hello adam. I have found you.
Holy fuck.
SCREAMING OMG
OMFG
tHaT iS a LiTtLe CrEePy
NIGGA THAT IS NOT CREEPY HE’S MY NEIGHBOR AND HE DRIVES A PRIUS AND I USED TO GO OVER TO HIS HOUSE BEFORE AFTERNOON KINDERGARTEN AND HIS MOM WOULD MAKE ME PB&J BUT I HATED THAT SHIT SO I WOULD GO TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE PIZZAWe was tight as fuck.
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water

It’s a visual representation of entering a fandom.
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)